Thyme's Hedgehut

    Hello! Welcome to my hedgehut! This is really my page, although I had to have my slave write it for me, since I am a little too small to work the keyboard. (when will they make them hedgehog sized?) Besides, it might tire my paws. Either way though, this is MY page. My name is Thyme, and I am an African Pygmy Hedgehog. My slaves name is Teresa, but I run the house. She just doesn't know it yet.

    Life is good as a hedgehog. People waiting on you quill and paw. You are kept warm, fed whatever your heart desires (I like to change my heart's desire daily to keep my slave on her toes), and loved by everyone. Also, if you get tired of all the attention, all you have to do is puff your quills up, and anyone but your slave will leave you alone. All in all, life is pretty cushy. And as the cutest creature on the face of the earth, this is exactly what I am due. :) Also, you never, ever, address your owners by name. They are simply your slaves.

    I made my slave write this page for a couple of reasons. Normally, I don't explain my motivations to any human being, (it's more fun that way) but this time I will. First of all, this way I will get the recognition I deserve. Second, I get to tell new slaves all about how to take care of me and my other brothers and sisters. Unfortunately, most hedgies are sold from pet stores with very little concern for their care. Therefore, it is my mission to make sure that all slaves with access to the Internet take care of their hedgies in the way they deserve. Thank you for visiting my page. I hope you enjoy your visit.

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